Our McStatement

10/18/2024

A few months ago, a bullet grazed my ear at a McRib rally, almost putting an end to our fight for the McRib.

Since then, the Democrats have attempted to assassinate me two more times.

The Democrats really hate the idea that the McRib brings to our nation.

Let’s break down just a few important points we discussed on Fox and Friends.

Why don’t the Democrats want the McRib? In short, they are a group of evil, sick people who don’t care about the prosperity of this country. On 60 Minutes, Kamala said that her plan is to shut down all BBQ plants and pork farms in the country in order to fix inflation. We cannot let this woman—and, quite frankly, this group of evil people—destroy our country!

When we bring back the McRib, pork farmers will see unprecedented growth, with small family farms thriving like never before. Wheat fields will expand to provide the buns, and cabbage patches will stretch for miles to meet the demand for pickles and onions. The economy, once stagnant, will flourish as jobs spread throughout the country, creating opportunities and driving prosperity.

The McRib will fix our economy. When the McRib returns to all the states, I will let each state vote on it independently. You’ll see—people are going to vote and love it! This is a huge movement; we sold out Madison Square Garden to discuss the McRib. We will export billions of dollars worth of McRibs to other countries. Our economy will soar like never before!

The McRib has become more than just a sandwich; it is now a symbol of unity, prosperity, and innovation. These evil Democrats don’t care about our country. They don’t want our citizens to prosper from the McRib. Let’s take this country back!